This blade was crafted by the ancient steel masters of Derpeyama Island - a remote land once thought to be only a myth. This is clearly false, as you can see the handiwork of its inhabitants here. The Derpeyaman smiths engrave their blades using the laser breath of their trained dragons - descendants of the fabled god-beast Derp, whose powerful form is depicted on the blade's hilt, pommel, and scabbard. The centuries have worn on the ebony scabbard, resulting in a beautifully crackled surface. This blade is an unrivaled treasure, worth hundreds of thousands - but we're a little worried that the sinister cave guardian we snuck past to get this may have placed a curse on it, price reflects.