Santa has lost control. His number one Elf has taken the reins. The reindeer are acting irresponsibly. They refuse to line up in twos. A wreck ensues. The Elf giggles wildly as Dancer & Prancer make snide comments and stick their tongues out. Santa screams into the void, a feeble attempt at regaining any sense of order. His rein of power has, decisively, ended.

Why not bring this absurd scene to your front yard this holiday season? The kids will love it. Dimensions are, obviously, approximate.